- In the well of the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell bench-pressed Kirsten Gillibrand ten times.
- Kamala is reading an entire children’s book to a 3rd grade class.
- Donald Trump and Chris Christie meet in a sumo “cage” match…
- Adam Schiff dons an 18-pound, portable, back-mounted lie detector, 24/7.
- Gavin Newsom to walk alone through San Francisco at 2:00AM, with a $100 bill stapled to his lapel.
- First Lady Dr. Jill and First Gentleman Doug Emhoff set up a D.C. “kissing booth” as a fund-raiser for their favorite charity: “The Hunter Defense Fund” on GoFundMe.com.
- US Senator Jon Fetterman wore a windsor-knotted tie to the office THREE DAYS in a row! The last one he tied himself.
- Rushing towards a TV crew and then a radio microphone, Chuck Schumer set new “Senior Olympics” marks in both the long-jump and the high-jump.
- Joseph Biden taking “Cornpop” behind the school gym (any gym!) again.
…and the NUMBER ONE “FEAT” a POLITICIAN is DOING this WEEK to PROVE HER “FITNESS for OFFICE” is…
- Hillary seeks world record with the 25-pound sledge hammer, smashing 35 harddrives in 60 seconds.
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