10. Look, not everyone has moved out of upstate.
9. Still not as extreme as DeBlasio.
8. Just look at what Andrew’s done for our subways!
7. I feel so much safer now that a shop owner can only have 5 bullets in her gun.
6. Joe Percoco who?
5. Really, in his heart he’s a non-lesbian Cynthia Nixon.
4. Taxes – Faxes!! Where would New Yorkers move?
3. Number One achievement: Tappan Zee Bridge now named for Mario M. Cuomo.
2. Our supreme leader is wise and indulgent to so many of his loyal subjects!
…and the NUMBER ONE TALKING POINT for the “RE-ELECT ANDREW CUOMO” for GOVERNOR CAMPAIGN IS:
1. Forget about that “Buffalo Billions” scandal trial. Next year, taxpayers can pony up for the “Troy Trillions!”
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