- Welcome to Chicago — Still Safer than Guatemala or Gaza
- Illegal? Mayor Brandon Johnson has your first check in his pocket.
- Chicago: Where Teachers’ Unions Never let Second Graders Push Them Around
- I am pleased to gavel the 2024 Democrat National Convention to order. Just for old times’ sake, please wear your old Covid mask right now.
- This is the place where Barack Obama began fooling some of the people most of the time.
- Friends, being homeless in Chicago is still better than being “housed” in East Palestine, Ohio.
- Senator Durbin Invites You to his “Progressive Heaven” in Lincoln Park
- Pro-Hamas Arsonists May Proceed to the Air Conditioned Daley Suite (with buffet)
- 38 Chicagoans Were Shot Last Weekend — Delegates, be Forewarned: Firearms are strictly prohibited within the City
…and the NUMBER ONE SELLING POINT for DELEGATES to the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENION in CHICAGO is…
- This is It – – Caracas on the Lake !
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