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TOP TEN SELLING POINTS for DELEGATES to the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION in CHICAGO

  1. Welcome to Chicago — Still Safer than Guatemala or Gaza

 

  1.  Illegal? Mayor Brandon Johnson has your first check in his pocket.

 

  1.   Chicago:   Where Teachers’ Unions Never let Second Graders Push Them Around

 

  1.    I am pleased to gavel the 2024 Democrat National Convention to order.   Just for old times’ sake, please wear your old Covid mask​ right now.

 

  1. ​   This is the place where Barack Obama began fooling some of the people most of the time.

 

  1.  ​  Friends, being homeless in Chicago is still better than being “housed” in East Palestine, Ohio.

 

  1.   Senator Durbin Invites You to his “Progressive Heaven” in Lincoln Park

 

  1.     Pro-Hamas Arsonists May Proceed to the Air Conditioned Daley Suite (with buffet)

 

  1.     38 Chicagoans Were  Shot Last Weekend —    Delegates, be Forewarned: Firearms are strictly prohibited within the City

 

…and the NUMBER ONE SELLING POINT for DELEGATES to the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENION in CHICAGO is…

 

  1.     This is It – – Caracas  on the Lake !

 

 

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