10. IN SNUB TO ALLY, TRUMP SENDS DAUGHTER TO OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONIES
9. RUN UP IN STOCK MARKET BYPASSES THOSE WITH NO EQUITY INVESTMENTS
8. MRS. CLINTON MUSES AS TO “WHAT IF” as INCUMBENT ROILS CORRIDORS OF CAPITOL
7. HERITAGE FOUNDATION, OPPOSING MINORITY INTERESTS, NAMES BLACK WOMAN AS CEO
6. GUN-TOTING MAY NOT BE MANDATORY for all EDUCATORS
5. IN SPEECH TO RIGHT-WING, TRUMP OFFERS NO SOLUTIONS FOR SCHOOL CARNAGE
4. “WHAT DOSSIER?” FEDERAL INVESTIGATORS ASK, AS THEY RE-FOCUS ON TRUMP COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA
3. PELOSI STRUGGLES TO PROTECT THE VULNERABLE and THOSE in the SHADOWS of AMERICAN SOCIETY
2. AS SEAS RISE, CLIMATE CHANGE COULD FORCE CLOSING OF MAR-A-LAGO
…and the NUMBER ONE PLAUSIBLE MAINSTREAM NEWSPAPER HEADLINE this WEEK is:
1. BERNIE SANDERS, TURNING 79 IN 2020, HAS CHANCE TO UNITE YOUNGER GENERATIONS
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