Your Weekly American Top Ten List

 

 

10. Most common response from 911 operators is:  “Like, what ?”

 

9.   Annual fifty-mile bike tour takes 64 days to complete.

 

8. Your waitperson brings eggplant parmigiana to your table….    at a Chinese restaurant.

 

7.   Local TV news anchors begin wearing sunglasses on the air.

 

6.   Most of the traffic on Interstates now moves in figure-eight patterns.

    

5.   At college graduations, valedictorian speakers can’t stop giggling.

 

4.   Local airport features lots of planes taxiing around, but very few take-offs.

 

      3.   Highest-rated television programs: TV “test patterns” and “Cheech & Chong” movies.

 

     2.    Forty-three percent of residents carry on lengthy conversations with pre-recorded robo-calls.

 

 

 

…and the NUMBER ONE WAY to tell if YOUR STATE has LEGALIZED MARIJUANA USE is:

 

1. During your governor’s “State of the State” message, he uses the word “toke” eleven times.

 

 

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